“I like to believe that rather than destroy icons, I make new ones.”—Andres Serrano
Cat Merchandise Enthusiast-Dog Person
Rain City, West Coast; 18; $$ASB$$
Today while shopping, my sister and I overheard two employees conversing.
Employee 1: So I lost my nametag
Employee 2: Oh did it have your name on it??
She was totally serious.
Sometimes I wanna be an anchor attached to a beautiful boat.
Sometimes I need to be the beautiful boat held down by an anchor, so I doesn’t crash into the rocks.
Sometimes I wanna be a crashing wave on the stormy ocean with no guide and no cares, just bumping into a beautiful boat now and then.
Sometimes I wanna be the wind, controlling how the sails flow on the beautiful boat which determines the course it takes.
Sometimes I just wanna sail somewhere I havent.
|Y'all it totally sounded like he liked me so this is weird.|
|"You're nice and sweet one minute and my brother the next"|
|"Yeah well all guys flirt just because"|
|I HEAR THE HORSESHIT OFF YOUR WORDS|
My problem is that I know I deserve better so I won’t settle for less which isn’t much of a problem except when you feel like a bitch for being confused for why mr. mixed signals wasn’t even into you.
Note to self: if he uses the excuse “all guys flirt” to get away with sending mixes signals, feel free to punch him in the throat.
Fuck you. Gosh this guy is such a fucking dumb ass like why did I ever even talk to him?
Okay seriously? Fuck you.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.